my baby cracked her ribs, this is a little thing to show her how much i care. Love you baby feel better soon!
- Me: Hey dad.
- Dad: Hey.
- Me: Do you have AIDS?
- Dad: ....WHAT THE FUCK!? NO! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?
- Me: Ok...just a question.
- Dad: Bay'jezus boyo where did you think of that!? Why would I have AIDS?
- Me: Well how many girls have you done since you were 25? You cant count on two hands and worse, you cant count on two hands and two feet.
- Dad: ....
- Me: And you didn't know half of them and-
- Dad: Here's 20 bucks. Go away!
- HA EASY MONEY!
my step mom’s dog just puked in front of my door a pile so large i cant walk around it. what the hell man! now im stuck in my room until someone wakes up! and i really have to pee!